Big Brother, How is it evil? Options

[james]

This one is supposed to be 'evil' - from what little I've seen it doesn't look very malicious. So I thought up some things to make it a bit nastier - fell free to add to the list:

• Make the showers run freezing cold at random intervals when they are being used
  
• Subject them to constant high pitched noise abuse (although they seem to be trying that between themself)
  
• Hit them with that sonic weapon which is supposed to make you shit yourself - a perfect testing ground!
  
• Throw nests full of angry wasps over the walls when they are sunbathing
  
• Turn the heating way up so they can't sleep
  
• Apparently there's only one clock - on the cooker - randomly change it a bit
  
• or - make the clock run slow so they become gradually out of sync to time and disorientated
  
• Spike the food with laxatives randomly
  
• Sneak in and steal things from them (like clothes) - they would start blaming each other
  

But my best idea is this: they rely on their chats in the diary room with a vocal only representative of the production staff - simply stop that i.e. they have no contact with the outside world, no announcements, no evictions - no-one to talk to. I wonder how long they could go without any reassurance that the world outside goes on (if you could cut out any traffic noise which reaches them this would work even better)

[Emily]

i have one, how about we tell them that Nadia was infact a man last i knew, no one in the house had found out, that should fuck em all up Other than that the only thing i can think of is bomb the house while they arer all still in it.
Fucking marvellous idea

This post has been edited by Emily: Jun 10 2004, 12:49 PM

[womble]

I recon they should put a gun in there with one blank in it and then subject them to loud noise, flashing lights and no sleep and see which one tries to put an end to them self or a house mate. now thats entertainment.

Or wire them all up and make them stay awake, if one falls asleep the others get electrocuted.

[Bird]

I think it is worse than the last one (for the house mates and the general public).
But, really Channel 4 are seeing how far they can push the boundaries with everything geared up to encourage the first shag. Did anyone see the big brother's little brother, where the two kids shagged? BBC could hardly get away with that.
V. sad.

I don't condone any of it.


Now if I was watching Sean Bean or Brad Pitt, then that's a different story...
Where did I put that dvd of Lady Chatterly's lover...

[quaker]

you know those tapes you play to yourself while sleeping to try to give up smoking ect ect , what about playing those for a few weeks while everyone is asleep but instead of the YOU DONT NEED TO SMOKE , YOU DONT NEED TO SMOKE you could replace it with YOU WANT TO BE A CHICKEN AND COOK YOU HEAD .

[Egg Designer]

ohh, ohh, ohh, I got one, install clive as the cook, and then replace some of the mirrors, so when they look into them, there looking at grimmer mimicking them, then let Sennett do the weekly shop and get Jeff to tell them where they are going wrong with their Challenges.

Pure Entertainment

[michael]

Rory, you sick bastard...