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one for the guys, low standards

campaign dinosaur	Aug 22 2004, 12:45 AM Post #1
Group: Full Members Posts: 216 Joined: 21-April 04 Member No.: 194	This is heartless, REALLY heartless, even by my standards.............. > > > >A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 Bar of Soap >1 Toothbrush 1 Tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 apple 1 >banana 1 orange 1 plum 1 grapefruit 1 tomato 1 lettuce 1 cabbage 1 baking >potato 1 kraft single 1 samosa 1 vegetable pakora 1 muesli bar 1 pie 1 >frozen pizza 1 single frozen dinner > >The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying >a basket with a six pack of Stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels. As she >turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?" > >The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?" > > >He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says "Because you're >minging."

Bird	Aug 22 2004, 08:26 PM Post #2
Member Group: [RP PB] Posts: 553 Joined: 2-November 01 From: Surrey Member No.: 53	Steve - 1-4-1 -------------------- Wrong Shui - "Avoid keeping more than three items on your desk that you can't fit into your mouth" - "Plants with pointy leaves are bad for you. So are friends with pointy faces. Avoid both"

neil	Aug 23 2004, 08:42 AM Post #3
[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 970 Joined: 3-March 01 From: Banstead, UK Member No.: 49	OVERULED!! Play on..... -------------------- "You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say will be taken down in pencil and changed at a later date to best prove my case."

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