just a chuckle, horse riding Options

[campaign dinosaur]

David Beckham decided to go horse-riding one day. Although he had no
>previous experience he skilfully mounted the animal first time and appeared
>to be in complete command of the situation as the horse galloped along at a
>steady pace.
>
>Victoria admiringly watched her husband from a safe distance. After a short
>time David became a little too casual and started to lose his grip in the
>saddle. He began to panic and grabbed the horse around the neck shouting for
>it to stop.
>
>Victoria started to scream and shouted for someone to help her husband as
>David had by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and was saved
>from hitting the ground only by the fact that he still had a grip on the
>horse's neck.
>
>David decided that his best chance was to leap away from the horse but his
>foot had become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse galloped
>along, David's head started to bang on the ground an he slipped gradually
>into unconsciousness.
>
>By now Victoria was frantic and screamed and screamed for help.
>
>Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security Guard came out of the store and
>unplugged the horse.

[Emily]

[michael]

Nice one!