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| Doctor |
 Aug 30 2005, 07:50 AM
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 [Ringer Patrol]  Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 543 Joined: 21-June 01 From: Norfolk Member No.: 54  |
Check out this guy if you want to learn how to please a lady. Note that he's 22 and she's fifteen. I also like the bit about "it'll be done in, like, 10 seconds". Class personified.
 This post has been edited by Doctor: Aug 30 2005, 07:58 AM -------------------- "Think neither of victory nor of yourself, but only of eating a really big pie."
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| paul |
Aug 30 2005, 08:08 AM
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 Moderator [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 2081 Joined: 14-March 01 From: Sandhurst - Berkshire!! Member No.: 42 |
Anything you want to own up to Oly?????
-------------------- Of course I'm arrogant...The best always are!
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| Doctor |
Aug 30 2005, 08:25 AM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 543 Joined: 21-June 01 From: Norfolk Member No.: 54 |
I was out of town when the shit happened
 Besides, I can spell and don't use butter for anything besides eatin'. -------------------- "Think neither of victory nor of yourself, but only of eating a really big pie."
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| Frase |
Aug 30 2005, 01:20 PM
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 Group: [RP CS Clan] Posts: 1025 Joined: 21-February 02 From: Coventry, West Mids Member No.: 68 |
i dont think any woman can refuse the offer of N64 games
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| Inspector Weasel |
Sep 1 2005, 05:55 PM
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  Group: Full Members Posts: 482 Joined: 15-September 03 From: Lurking in a bush Member No.: 175 |
I'm confused, I cant see what the problem is
-------------------- Main Entry: in?spec?tor a : a police officer who is in charge of usually several
precincts and ranks below a superintendent or deputy superintendent b : a person appointed to oversee a polling place Main Entry: 1wea?sel or plural weasel : any of various small slender active carnivorous mammals (genus Mustela of the family Mustelidae, the weasel family) that are able to prey on animals (as rabbits) larger than themselves, are mostly reddish brown with white or yellowish underparts, and in northern forms turn white in winter. |
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| Doctor |
Sep 1 2005, 06:46 PM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 543 Joined: 21-June 01 From: Norfolk Member No.: 54 |
Try nuking some butter for 8(!) minutes and pouring it over your set of three. I've got some N64 games somewhere that will ease any fleeting pain you might feel.
P.S. Any morons reading- don't. Or at least check the temperature with your tongue first. -------------------- "Think neither of victory nor of yourself, but only of eating a really big pie."
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| Inspector Weasel |
Sep 4 2005, 07:22 PM
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Group: Full Members Posts: 482 Joined: 15-September 03 From: Lurking in a bush Member No.: 175 |
Owwww, that really hurt. Wish I'd tested it with my tongue first (as Polo said to Clive)
  -------------------- Main Entry: in?spec?tor a : a police officer who is in charge of usually several
precincts and ranks below a superintendent or deputy superintendent b : a person appointed to oversee a polling place Main Entry: 1wea?sel or plural weasel : any of various small slender active carnivorous mammals (genus Mustela of the family Mustelidae, the weasel family) that are able to prey on animals (as rabbits) larger than themselves, are mostly reddish brown with white or yellowish underparts, and in northern forms turn white in winter. |
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| michael |
Sep 5 2005, 05:06 PM
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[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1480 Joined: 4-March 01 From: Yateley, Hampshire Member No.: 56 |
Weasel. Armband. Now.
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| Inspector Weasel |
Sep 9 2005, 05:38 PM
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Yes Dad (skulking off field, scuffing feet along icon)
-------------------- Main Entry: in?spec?tor a : a police officer who is in charge of usually several
precincts and ranks below a superintendent or deputy superintendent b : a person appointed to oversee a polling place Main Entry: 1wea?sel or plural weasel : any of various small slender active carnivorous mammals (genus Mustela of the family Mustelidae, the weasel family) that are able to prey on animals (as rabbits) larger than themselves, are mostly reddish brown with white or yellowish underparts, and in northern forms turn white in winter. |
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| neil |
Sep 12 2005, 10:01 AM
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 [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 970 Joined: 3-March 01 From: Banstead, UK Member No.: 49 |
In the style of MS.....
OOOUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! <pointing excitedly and tapping my head>  -------------------- "You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say will be taken down in pencil and changed at a later date to best prove my case."
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