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| Jeffers |
 Nov 30 2005, 05:20 PM
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These were posted as ways of describing good old fashioned bonking.
 Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple the Americans are wierd....... and strangely amusing.  This post has been edited by Jeffers: Nov 30 2005, 05:21 PM |
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| Matt |
Nov 30 2005, 05:35 PM
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Heard one a while ago.....
Stiring the bacardi glass With your cocktail sausage. or at least I think it was something like that. -------------------- |
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| james |
Nov 30 2005, 05:36 PM
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QUOTE(Jeffers @ Nov 30 2005, 05:20 PM)  Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle ROFL  -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
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| Matt |
Nov 30 2005, 05:44 PM
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James, didn't you have one which went something like.....
Popping her cherry.... with a plum. -------------------- |
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| michael |
Nov 30 2005, 06:32 PM
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Aren't those the lyrics to 'Foxtrot-Uniform-Charlie-Kilo' by The Bloodhoud Gang? It's got a great video!
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| Jeffers |
Dec 1 2005, 10:50 AM
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QUOTE(michael @ Nov 30 2005, 06:32 PM) Aren't those the lyrics to 'Foxtrot-Uniform-Charlie-Kilo' by The Bloodhoud Gang? It's got a great video! I have no idea mate. Could be but I dont listen to shite so......  |
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