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james	May 15 2003, 02:36 PM Post #1
Group: Super Administrators Posts: 3296 Joined: 2-March 01 From: Surrey, UK Member No.: 13	Just saw this: "I'm fascinated by air. If you took the air out of the sky, all the birds would fall on the ground. And the planes too" - Jean-Claude Van Damme Priceless -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men "A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head" - annon "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - Dan Quayle

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james	May 21 2003, 08:26 AM Post #2
Group: Super Administrators Posts: 3296 Joined: 2-March 01 From: Surrey, UK Member No.: 13	Find a copy of Swan Lake, play it over the P.A., wait till he starts pirouetting and hit him over the head with a chair. Problem solved -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men "A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head" - annon "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - Dan Quayle

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james Best quote ever! May 15 2003, 02:36 PM

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