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[michael]

Dark Knights & D&H paint ball site Homepage (Their spelling, not mine).

Am I a stickler for grammar and presentation or is this a tongue-in-cheek jibe at paintballers that I'm just not getting? The 'favourite links' section is the best when the author turns a recommadation for Ebay into a Gihad against any marker not bearing the Smartparts name.

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The Shocker and Impulse are one of the most quietest ones out there also. So you are getting the best of everything. Autocockers are a jerk off wannabe Impulse with ALLOT slower firing (even after a 900 dollar upgrade). Angels are a wannabe Shocker, lighter, but allot less accurate, and very load!! So why get those pieces of junk when you can get a all-in-all perfected gun.

Take time to enjoy the photo page. A scattering of Pirahnas, a Spyder Compact and finally a Bob Long Intimidator which is referred to as a 'piece of shit'. I'm off to burn my Evo and Eblade as I've been misled after all these years and get a Pirahna tricked up to outperform any Angel. These guys are the 'Shiznit'

HAVE FUN DAMN IT!

[michael]

Maybe I'm just been picky, but I have developed a real distaste for adolescent American paintballers with poor grammar. I thought the Dark Knights were an extreme minority, but they've got mates...

'Paintballenbob', who has been playing for 3 years, has decided to review the 1999 Shocker Sport 4x4 on paintballstar.com. On October 10 2003...

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Experience:  Over 3 years Time used:  6 Months - 1 Year Review not this gun is one of the best gun out on the market, when you spend half the price of an angel and get almost as good as a gun is remarkable. now for the guy that said you should get a big tank he is a dumb ass newb just get a 4500 tank and you will be fine do not!!! get a 114 ci tank wast of money trust me on this one. the shocker is really a crazy gun. i can keep up with any gun out there with out spendning 1500 dollers just to make my gun shoot right like those dumb ass retards that buy autocockers, and dont waist 4cases of paint a game and spend 1200 on an angel. andgel really is an awsome gun though. i cant wait tell i get a little more money so i can get the 03 shocker now that gun will be a champine Pros:  shoots fast, reliable, long distance, accuret as hell, awsome gun for a player in any spot Cons:  heavy and some what of a gas hog Recommended Upgrades:  halo B

'Dumb Ass retards that buy Autocockers'? Don't these people play outside of their local site or read any of the paintball publications, web or print? I think we should track him down and send Nexus to his hicksville backwater town for a 'Robbo-gram'