> A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
> > deodorant.
> >
> > The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell
> > rectum deodorant, and never have.
> >
> > Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
> > stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
> >
> > "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any."
> >
> > "But I always get it here," says the blonde.
> >
> > "Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist.
> >
> > "YES!" said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
> >
> > She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks
> > at
> > it and says to her, "I' sorry, but this is just a normal stick of
> > underarm
> > deodorant."
> >
> > "READ THE LABEL!" shouts the blonde. "PUSH UP BOTTOM TO USE!"
> >