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| michael |
Nov 19 2004, 10:39 PM
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Mandi (very early 30's) and Liz (19) are looking for a couple of paintballer boyfriends. Mandi has a 'thing' about face masks and is currently a forensic undergraduate. She'd like someone to hang out with over weekends and introduce her into the paintball scene. Meals out and cinemas are just as important as tournaments and she's very quick-witted with a sharp sense of humour. Liz is vivacious blonde with a bubbly personality and hates jumpy dogs. She is a healthy non drinker, loves shopping and is a huge Sylvester Stallone fan, owning one of his gloves from the Rocky films. I've warned both girls that dating a paintballer will invariably mean hanging around a muddy field some Sunday morning, learning about paint-barrel matching and the one-for-one rule but they don't seem to mind at all. If you think you're the man for the job, drop us a pm and we'll see what we can do.
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| Inspector Weasel |
Nov 22 2004, 12:00 PM
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I could introduce them to the joys of using an extended barrel length
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