Sandwich Options

[james]

Last week in the pub, Paul Mike S and myself were discussing sandwiches, Paul started it by telling us about how one of his work colleagues was obviously gay because he had a sandwich he had made himself with something, rocket and pesto in it. The point being that no man should make a sandwich with green stuff let alone be able to identify rocket.

I mentioned this in conversation with Matt and Jamie (more on that later) and thought I would conduct a quick straw pole to check our assumptions about masculinity - so I asked a few people who were on MSN at the time:

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Piper: beef salad James: what sort of salad? Piper: lettace and cucumber and spring onion

Despite quoting salad Pipe's spelt 'lettuce' wrong so he's in the clear

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Frase: probably, ham, salami, pepporoni, with the trimmings, plus bbq sauce & mayonaise

No problems there

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Janette : er - probably something quick cos i'm lazy - maybe cheese and ham with a bit of salad? and mayonnaise

Said salad but she's a chick so that's a-ok

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Mike : probably some thing with a lot of meat and some chili to spice it up.

Good answer!

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Jamie: chicken

Fine

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Michael: Liver sausage. Or chicken breast

Again fine

For me it would be bacon - love bacon sarnies.

And then there was Matt's answer (not on MSN but in the pub):

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Sun dried tomato, mozzarella and smoked salmon. On a bagel.

Oh my fucking word.

[Matt]

Ok Ok....

While it would be easy to sit back and let you kids loose with your rumours and acusations, bringing my masculinity into question and my prestigous reputation into disprepute, it is only fair to usher fourth and personify my disgruntlement at your rediculous postulations.

For many years I have been silent on these ringer boards and was waiting for a suitable moment to spring forth from the shadows and chop you all down. Well now is my window of opportunity, my time to appear and put you all to shame.

James's story was correct up to a point, at which it goes wildly off course, making me out to be of questionable sexuality and dubious masculinity. It was nice of you all to get on the bandwagon, accepting it as gospel truth, besmurching my good name. Well Im here to put you straight for James's story was rediculous and untruthful.

For the record....

The tomatos are sun "blushed", NOT "sun dried".

and the bagel should be made with high protein (low carb) flower.

Glad we cleared that up.