Sandwich Options

[james]

Last week in the pub, Paul Mike S and myself were discussing sandwiches, Paul started it by telling us about how one of his work colleagues was obviously gay because he had a sandwich he had made himself with something, rocket and pesto in it. The point being that no man should make a sandwich with green stuff let alone be able to identify rocket.

I mentioned this in conversation with Matt and Jamie (more on that later) and thought I would conduct a quick straw pole to check our assumptions about masculinity - so I asked a few people who were on MSN at the time:

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Piper: beef salad James: what sort of salad? Piper: lettace and cucumber and spring onion

Despite quoting salad Pipe's spelt 'lettuce' wrong so he's in the clear

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Frase: probably, ham, salami, pepporoni, with the trimmings, plus bbq sauce & mayonaise

No problems there

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Janette : er - probably something quick cos i'm lazy - maybe cheese and ham with a bit of salad? and mayonnaise

Said salad but she's a chick so that's a-ok

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Mike : probably some thing with a lot of meat and some chili to spice it up.

Good answer!

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Jamie: chicken

Fine

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Michael: Liver sausage. Or chicken breast

Again fine

For me it would be bacon - love bacon sarnies.

And then there was Matt's answer (not on MSN but in the pub):

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Sun dried tomato, mozzarella and smoked salmon. On a bagel.

Oh my fucking word.

[Emily]

It is true Matt , for it was only yesterday that you admitted to me how you like the bum sex.

It was also only yesterday that Janette cough my eye while asking this question and proceeded to blush, possibly somewhat like the tomatoes.