Sandwich Options

[james]

Last week in the pub, Paul Mike S and myself were discussing sandwiches, Paul started it by telling us about how one of his work colleagues was obviously gay because he had a sandwich he had made himself with something, rocket and pesto in it. The point being that no man should make a sandwich with green stuff let alone be able to identify rocket.

I mentioned this in conversation with Matt and Jamie (more on that later) and thought I would conduct a quick straw pole to check our assumptions about masculinity - so I asked a few people who were on MSN at the time:

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Piper: beef salad James: what sort of salad? Piper: lettace and cucumber and spring onion

Despite quoting salad Pipe's spelt 'lettuce' wrong so he's in the clear

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Frase: probably, ham, salami, pepporoni, with the trimmings, plus bbq sauce & mayonaise

No problems there

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Janette : er - probably something quick cos i'm lazy - maybe cheese and ham with a bit of salad? and mayonnaise

Said salad but she's a chick so that's a-ok

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Mike : probably some thing with a lot of meat and some chili to spice it up.

Good answer!

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Jamie: chicken

Fine

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Michael: Liver sausage. Or chicken breast

Again fine

For me it would be bacon - love bacon sarnies.

And then there was Matt's answer (not on MSN but in the pub):

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Sun dried tomato, mozzarella and smoked salmon. On a bagel.

Oh my fucking word.

[Aly]

I have taken the information on board and after much pondering I have decided to play it safe and go for the Marinated bell peppers and goats cheese on foccacia bread...... NO PLEASE, NOT THE FACE