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james
post Nov 19 2004, 01:08 PM
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Last week in the pub, Paul Mike S and myself were discussing sandwiches, Paul started it by telling us about how one of his work colleagues was obviously gay because he had a sandwich he had made himself with something, rocket and pesto in it. The point being that no man should make a sandwich with green stuff let alone be able to identify rocket.

I mentioned this in conversation with Matt and Jamie (more on that later) and thought I would conduct a quick straw pole to check our assumptions about masculinity - so I asked a few people who were on MSN at the time:

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Piper: beef salad

James: what sort of salad?

Piper: lettace and cucumber and spring onion

Despite quoting salad Pipe's spelt 'lettuce' wrong so he's in the clear

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Frase: probably, ham, salami, pepporoni, with the trimmings, plus bbq sauce & mayonaise

No problems there

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Janette : er - probably something quick cos i'm lazy - maybe cheese and ham with a bit of salad? and mayonnaise

Said salad but she's a chick so that's a-ok

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Mike : probably some thing with a lot of meat and some chili to spice it up.

Good answer!

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Jamie: chicken

Fine

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Michael: Liver sausage. Or chicken breast

Again fine

For me it would be bacon - love bacon sarnies.

And then there was Matt's answer (not on MSN but in the pub):
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Sun dried tomato, mozzarella and smoked salmon. On a bagel.

Oh my fucking word.


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post Dec 16 2004, 08:34 PM
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Breakfast sarnies are the daddies tough! fried egg, sausages, bacon, black pudding and ketchup all in a french stick! sweet! cool.gif








shit...........................i've given myself tha munchies. dry.gif


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james   Sandwich   Nov 19 2004, 01:08 PM
quaker   shirt lifter for sure !!!!   Nov 22 2004, 10:33 PM
Egg Designer   sun-fucking-dried tomato?????? Obviously keeps a ...   Nov 24 2004, 09:59 PM
Emily   why dont you open a 'sachet' of whoopass o...   Nov 26 2004, 12:13 PM
womble   We are so ahead of the rest of the world with the ...   Dec 8 2004, 09:51 AM
paul   It sure does doesn't it Bagel Boy!!...   Dec 8 2004, 09:57 AM
womble   I think we should post a link to our findings on t...   Dec 8 2004, 10:45 AM
Matt   Ok Ok.... While it would be easy to sit back and ...   Dec 13 2004, 08:53 PM
james   I still cannot believe that I walked in on a conve...   Dec 13 2004, 09:26 PM
neil   Matt, the differnence is irrelivant. ;) (like my s...   Dec 13 2004, 09:45 PM
Emily   It is true Matt , for it was only yesterday that y...   Dec 13 2004, 10:37 PM
Aly   May I just ask, what's the Ringer stance on ...   Dec 14 2004, 12:01 PM
camsmith   My vote -> Not unless you're a hairdresser...   Dec 14 2004, 12:55 PM
james   Thats a tricky one. Club sandwich as a rule is goo...   Dec 14 2004, 01:23 PM
womble   My be the green stuff is actually sprout? If it is...   Dec 14 2004, 01:38 PM
Aly   I have taken the information on board and after mu...   Dec 14 2004, 02:40 PM
paul   Strange thing is I can imagine you tucking in to t...   Dec 14 2004, 04:11 PM
Aly   Pervert.   Dec 14 2004, 05:14 PM
paul   :wub: uhum I didn't mean like that you sicko...   Dec 14 2004, 05:53 PM
Aly   They are indeed both vital ingredients to a decent...   Dec 14 2004, 06:20 PM
quaker   chicken and bacon bum sex please I MEAN SANDWICH S...   Dec 20 2004, 08:14 PM
Emily   :huh: chicken and bacon bumsex??? :blink: james ha...   Dec 22 2004, 11:49 PM
paul   :squeeze: Too much information :unsure:   Dec 23 2004, 08:00 AM
Emily   :huh: your just jealous because you've never t...   Dec 23 2004, 09:14 AM


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