Zombies Unleashed at Campaign! Options

[michael]

In another ground-breaking exclusive Ringer Patrol have unearthed another diabolical money-saving scheme from site management. Where other firms are clawing back cash by using cheap labour from overseas, Campaign have actually managed to wake the dead! We have shots of zombies shambling across the safe zone in full view of customers. Management claim that the undead marshalls pose no threat the general public and, besides, nobody really cares if the odd spod or wigger goes missing.

A Zombie. Yesterday

Living staff are unhappy with sharing their work duties with the recently deceased. The constant strain of looking over your shoulder in case your brains are being sucked out has had a knock-on effect on morale. Just recently one of these zombies attacked his colleagues in a savage frenzy for warm, fresh, bright brains. Polo and Sarah were unharmed.

Look out! He's behind you!

[LiAm :p]

"frenzy for warm, fresh, bright brains. Polo and Sarah were unharmed"
Made me laugh out loud in my college class ^_^