Especially for James Options

[paul]

I was looking at a website of a client to find out some info and found this:

The synergy created within the group enables us to provide you with integrated marketing solutions.
We specialise in delivering solutions that ensure you get the maximum return on your investment.

I imediately thought of you James!!! Synergy, intergrated and solutions all in one paragraph.....


Got to love it!

If you want to see the rest of the rubbish they spout Maxim

[Matt]

Their "Public Relations" section

Now, this I really love because it goes from claiming....

we can craft the words, create the approach and ensure your message is delivered to its destination

and then continues in the next paragraph....

Our team has over seven decades of real-world public relations experience. And we make that experience readily available to our clients."

If somebody understood even a basic grasp of English grammer they would at a schoolboy mitake like this.

Not ,my first choice I'm afraid.

This post has been edited by Matt: Sep 7 2005, 08:54 AM