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| paul |
 Sep 7 2005, 04:29 PM
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Did you know??
One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed. Apple seeds are poisonous! -------------------- Of course I'm arrogant...The best always are!
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| russ-boy |
 Sep 13 2005, 09:50 PM
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QUOTE did you know that a cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a human, well most humans, I'm sure that doesn't include Russ boy HOW DARE YOU!!!  I actually have a rare autoimmune condition that make it impossible for me to let rip. That's right people, all these years I've been taking stick for everyone else's seismic arse activity. Yes folks, I have guff-specific antibodies in my digestive tract which bind noxious arse gas molecules converting them to the purest O2.  Infact, one could consider my arse the world's first organic catalytic converter.  |
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