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| james |
 Oct 6 2005, 02:04 PM
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I heard a couple of jokes recently which made me laugh - but I want more! Post your (good) jokes here, I wish to be amused.
 My efforts: Kate Moss bumps into Jeremy Clarkson on a night out and asks "what do you do?" Jeremy replies "I do Top Gear.." "Superb" says Kate "I'll have 4 Grams!" and Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
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| Inspector Weasel |
Oct 6 2005, 04:20 PM
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a man shopping in tesco notices a blonde woman staring at him, she then waves at him so he walks over and says "do i know you"
she replies "i think you might be the dad of one of my children " he casts his mind back to the only time he'd been unfaithful and says "are you the stripper from my stag night who i shagged over the snooker table while you're mate stuck her fanny in my face" ? " NO i'm you're sons english teacher "  -------------------- Main Entry: in?spec?tor a : a police officer who is in charge of usually several
precincts and ranks below a superintendent or deputy superintendent b : a person appointed to oversee a polling place Main Entry: 1wea?sel or plural weasel : any of various small slender active carnivorous mammals (genus Mustela of the family Mustelidae, the weasel family) that are able to prey on animals (as rabbits) larger than themselves, are mostly reddish brown with white or yellowish underparts, and in northern forms turn white in winter. |
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