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Jeffers
post Nov 30 2005, 05:20 PM
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These were posted as ways of describing good old fashioned bonking.

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Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

the Americans are wierd....... and strangely amusing. smile.gif

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post Nov 30 2005, 06:32 PM
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Aren't those the lyrics to 'Foxtrot-Uniform-Charlie-Kilo' by The Bloodhoud Gang? It's got a great video!


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