Old Skool Milleniums Options

[Egg Designer]

Remember the days when we used to go to milleniums, arrive, walk the fields and then go drinking, drink some more, wake up feeling jaded, play 'ball, then repeat? Generally having a good laugh for the weekend with yor mates abusing your bodies and each other?

Well, I mentioned it to a few people late last year, and there was some good interest in doing it again, just a couple of events like Malaga and Toulouse. The conditions I ask are:

1) You have the ability to drive if needed.

2) You are financially solvent and able to buy your round.

3) You do not refer to your team mates as 'blood' or use the words 'shizzle'/'for rizzle'

4) McDonalds does not qualify as an evening meal after play

5) You are not obsessed about how fast you fire your marker

6) It's strictly for laughs so there might be a bit of training before we leave, but only so we at least know each others names.

7) You have the ability to turn up with kit that works.

8) you have no objections to playing the first game of the day 'slightly' hungover.

That should just about cover it!

[Matt]

7) You have the ability to turn up with kit that works.

Think this would have technically ruled me out in the past. Having said that, it may be reasonable to assume that now I own my own paintball company there would be a chance I could muster enough bits and bobs to turn up with a half decent kit bag. If you get serious about booking one up I might well be in on it.

won't it be a little embarrasing get shot up by someone half my shoe size whilst they shout "shizzle 'dat upside yo 'ead ma' brizzle'?