Know anyone who should be in prison?, think again... Options

[Emily]

Take this test to find out what you should really be paying for your petty crimes


I should be in prison for 8 years and fined £7000

[paul]

Sam's:

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fineÖ Well maybe not. Yeah its OKÖ ActuallyÖ Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000


I just did it again cos Sam wanted to know what I had done and......... The same answers get me in more trouble now :

Crooked
Ello, ello, elloÖ what 'ave we 'ere thenÖ? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that isÖ)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!