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Sam	Jul 24 2001, 09:44 AM Post #1
[Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 1029 Joined: 9-April 01 From: Guildford Member No.: 29	I'm confused - how comes there's minus replies on this one?

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Shagster	Nov 6 2001, 08:19 PM Post #2
Member Group: Full Members Posts: 38 Joined: 1-November 01 From: Nowhere at the moment Member No.: 57	Which Amanda? The one who fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit nearly all the branches on the way down before being hit by the ugly train coming along just at that moment and then being thrashed to within an inch of her "life" by a bloke with the ugly stick or the Scottish one?

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Sam Yoda Jul 24 2001, 09:44 AM

quaker do yo think yoda is capable of sticky fingers whil... Jul 24 2001, 03:20 PM

james Beard you miserable bastard! If you have kids they... Aug 9 2001, 04:27 PM

russ-boy When i say the Littlewoods catalogue, I refer to t... Sep 4 2001, 09:12 PM

paul It has to have been requested by Jim!! Oct 4 2001, 07:56 AM

paul Your scaring me now!! Oct 4 2001, 03:06 PM

russ-boy Blade wouldn't stand a chance against Yoda, sort i... Nov 2 2001, 06:04 PM

Shagster Darth and his Death Start? What is that some kind ... Nov 2 2001, 10:30 PM

Sam Yup you do that Shaggy. Nov 5 2001, 11:37 AM

jamie mike, im disturbed- not to mention disapointed Nov 7 2001, 04:36 PM

russ-boy Mike, bet it was Clivey 5 Skins - the bloke also s... Nov 9 2001, 05:43 PM

russ-boy so does this mean Mikey's dream bird looks lik... Dec 4 2001, 11:23 PM

james Does anyone think any of the Kung Fu 'heroes' (Bru... Jul 10 2001, 01:01 PM

quaker dont forget his glowing rod Jul 11 2001, 03:32 PM

Sam Forgot to say - on the main page bit... Jul 24 2001, 09:45 AM

Sam Glad I could be of assistance! :) Jul 24 2001, 12:04 PM

russ-boy probably a step up from brown fingers technique! Aug 2 2001, 09:23 PM

Janette I don't want to know if she's not!!! Please ... Aug 7 2001, 08:31 PM

quaker if beard has kids & the unfortunate women has ... Aug 17 2001, 10:51 AM

james Firstly I can't believe you BOTH have the Littlewo... Sep 4 2001, 08:46 PM

michael Whoa! Wait a minute! I've sprouted another dot! Yi... Sep 5 2001, 12:09 AM

james <img src="http://www.ringerpatrol.net/rp/d... Oct 4 2001, 07:50 AM

paul Do you make Helen dress up in it then? Oct 4 2001, 11:08 AM

michael Can we have a picture of the curtains please? Oct 4 2001, 09:04 PM

paul Quaker did you not see that line when you went spr... Oct 15 2001, 12:03 PM

quaker you dissin my shit , dont make me come over there ... Oct 16 2001, 07:43 AM

russ-boy C) My Arse Nov 2 2001, 05:52 PM

russ-boy , and Matt, can u scan the picture of the flange p... Nov 2 2001, 10:51 PM

russ-boy Kick Start wuz cool! On the subject of bikes... Nov 2 2001, 11:10 PM

russ-boy so you didn't see it then?

I had one of those wi... Nov 4 2001, 06:34 PM
Shagster Four skinned fingers.... Uhuh uhuh uhuh

I'll jus... Nov 5 2001, 11:31 AM

Shagster Which Amanda?

The one who fell from the top of t... Nov 6 2001, 08:19 PM

michael Methinks the red square/punch combo may have blurr... Nov 7 2001, 08:25 PM

michael Please tell me it wasn't Clive. Nov 8 2001, 07:32 PM

michael As long as he didn't slip her a slice of cheese... Nov 9 2001, 07:10 PM

Shagster In fact I can't think of any redeeming features I'... Nov 11 2001, 08:23 PM

quaker mmmmm strong with the force am i , but not that st... Jul 10 2001, 01:49 PM

paul If you include the fact that if you do manage to k... Jul 12 2001, 12:56 PM

james have fixed - well spotted! Jul 24 2001, 10:34 AM

quaker what about sticky fingers Jul 25 2001, 09:34 AM

beard ehh, guys I hate to point this out but yoda is a f... Aug 7 2001, 09:14 AM

Sam Have to agree with you Beard on that one. Th... Aug 7 2001, 12:58 PM

paul Beard the question should not be is she real! ... Aug 8 2001, 07:57 AM

russ-boy back to Yoda for a sec - outrage/shock etc!!!!!

... Sep 4 2001, 04:39 PM
beard How many times do I have to tell you, its not my f... Sep 4 2001, 10:11 PM
russ-boy yes, it's really quite bad - it's supposed 2 be a ... Oct 2 2001, 09:06 PM
Janette I think i've just pissed my pants. :biggrin: Oct 4 2001, 01:03 PM
james I am going to have to assume you are talking about... Oct 4 2001, 09:19 PM
michael nor grammar... Oct 15 2001, 06:52 PM
quaker mmmm much to learn has this young jedi Nov 2 2001, 01:48 PM
russ-boy come on Matt, it's Friday night, you should be wor... Nov 2 2001, 07:43 PM
Matt Am working mate, sitting at my desk drawing a 1:1 ... Nov 2 2001, 09:00 PM
Bird Matthew - you'll do no such thing, and I thought y... Nov 2 2001, 10:56 PM
anyone Yeah Hi, I'm anyone, and no I didnt see it.

sorr... Nov 4 2001, 12:25 AM
james Me too! But my Evel was always pissed and couldnt ... Nov 5 2001, 10:51 AM
Janette MICHAEL!! Nov 6 2001, 12:57 PM
michael What am I talking about? When have I ever been fus... Nov 7 2001, 08:26 PM
Shagster Sorry mate. It was one of Charley's friends (did y... Nov 8 2001, 10:15 PM
Shagster err. No... Nov 11 2001, 08:20 PM
quaker when 500 years you wait look as good you will not ... Jul 10 2001, 04:50 PM
james makes you think eh? Jul 12 2001, 01:08 PM
paul I do believe it is because russ 'the boy' moved a ... Jul 24 2001, 10:08 AM
russ-boy am sure it would only be a small wang dong. ... Jul 24 2001, 09:29 PM
james 'don't take my Yoda away - e ain't done nuffink wr... Aug 7 2001, 08:06 AM
paul Who are you (Sam and Beard) To say what is real an... Aug 7 2001, 01:10 PM
beard but my mum said that she's not so there!!! Shoking... Aug 8 2001, 08:18 PM
michael Not one to judge your awesome powers of perception... Sep 4 2001, 08:22 PM
michael FFS Beard, sort it out! Sep 4 2001, 09:40 PM
james For Everyones Information: I finally beat the trut... Oct 2 2001, 08:27 AM
quaker no , she likes to dress up like hurricane helms or... Oct 4 2001, 02:44 PM
Emily LOL! i havnt visited the forums for a long t... Oct 13 2001, 07:52 PM
quaker wot line ? ? ? sorry but my mind knows no boundrie... Oct 15 2001, 03:23 PM
Matt Just a thought.........

Suggestion A) Has anybod... Nov 2 2001, 01:40 PM
Matt and you think option C), your arse would have a be... Nov 2 2001, 06:25 PM
russ-boy you said "do it"! Nov 2 2001, 10:58 PM
laura matt, soon i will become a serious threat and be a... Nov 2 2001, 10:26 PM
michael His name was Evel and I had the wind up stunt bike... Nov 4 2001, 06:11 PM
quaker alas i also had an evel keneval wind up and burn t... Nov 5 2001, 09:09 AM
michael Let's pay tribute to the Evel Knievel Stunt Bike b... Nov 6 2001, 12:15 AM
russ-boy mikey, if she was Glaswegian, it was probably bott... Nov 7 2001, 11:55 PM
Shagster But I'm sure there are much finer specimens out th... Nov 8 2001, 10:16 PM
michael Shaggy, what are the chances of the other Amanda m... Nov 9 2001, 07:16 PM
russ-boy Yoda would stand a good chance, what with his Jedi... Jul 11 2001, 03:20 PM
michael Yoda would give anyone a pasting. If he can pull a... Aug 6 2001, 06:07 PM
beard so is the tooth fairy real aswell??? Aug 7 2001, 05:11 PM
james so what have they replaced interactive Yoda's with... Sep 14 2001, 02:00 PM
quaker how dare you STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN is my hero Oct 4 2001, 10:44 AM
quaker a picture of helens curtains , mmmmmm cotton or be... Oct 15 2001, 08:55 AM
Shagster Yoda would beat everyone hands down I'm afraid - h... Nov 2 2001, 10:54 AM
james Wasn't 'Death Start' that show when we were kids -... Nov 2 2001, 11:06 PM
laura you are all so old...when is retirement?;) Nov 4 2001, 10:31 PM
michael cn at type pissing myeself too muuuch Nov 6 2001, 09:26 PM
Shagster Mikey,

Sadly my honourable friend, I believe she... Nov 8 2001, 02:25 PM
quaker well its now official yoda can kick ass. bruce yip... May 20 2002, 04:24 PM
james Agreed - having watched EPII I wouldn't want p... May 20 2002, 04:27 PM
womble bruce yip lee would get his butt kicked by the lit... May 20 2002, 05:40 PM
paul Go see the new film then you will get what the alm... May 20 2002, 05:51 PM
56mm yoda pwns, he should fight more often May 20 2002, 06:07 PM
womble He is a little green Sonic the Hedgehog bouncing a... May 20 2002, 08:15 PM
russ-boy agreed. Anyone who would care to piss off th... Jun 5 2002, 07:37 AM

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