The man with constant constipation is here... Options

[quaker]

i wan hatcher deeeeaaad , i wan his family deeeeeaaad , an if you can killlll im i go killll im an then i killl youuuu.  

[neil]

Ok, having got a couple of things wrong last time (like the cast list), I have done the research for this week's offering from Channel 5's "Steven Seagal Season".

This week it's ON DEADLY GROUND at 2100, Thursday 7th Febuary.

Brief storyline for you all:

Change of style for our action hero here as big butch Steve is now playing a sensitive eco-warrior (I ask you?).  Michael Caine (he's in it this time, I promise) plays a nasty oil magnate with a dodgy hair dye problem who is destroying Alaska through reckless drilling.  Not to worry though as our tough but tender hero wades in and blows most of the bloody place up anyhow.  Basically a daft plot but plenty of action, also stars Joan Chen who manages to make those native Alasken fir coats look sexy.....

Worth a watch, but not one of the best.