Nicknames, Why do you have the name? Options

[paul]

Saw this elsewhere and thought it was a good idea.

Why do you have the nicknames you have and what are they?

I'll start things off:

Wingnut:-
The name was given to me by either Jim or Niall from Campaign Paintball site because I needed a nickname for marshaling. †The only thing they could think of was I had slightly large ears and so resembled a wingnut.
From then on it just kinda stuck. †I now use it for Counterstrike - [Ringer Patrol] Wingnut.

THIS WAS MY 1000th POST

[MadMitch]

Dunno where Lardy came from but its probably because i worked in a bakery and ate all the pies, i'm sure it started before that though. †In cs terms its rolled off the toungue well when you put LAW on the front of it. †Before Lardy however I used MadMitch for gaming purposes, Mad because I have a very loose grip on reality and Mitch because thats what my sister calls me an they are the first 5 letters of my surname. †Itchy, because of the rash... er actually its the first 5 letters of my surname minus the M and plus a Y.

Most my friends call me Lardy, Lards, Fatboy etc etc etc, but I will get my revenge one day by giving there first born children nicknames that will cause them to shrivel under the torent of abuse they recieve.... making adolesance just a bit more disturbing for the parents of said children

I'm now using Mad Minted McItchy as my cs alias just what that means i couldnt tell ya