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Mastercard Wedding !!!



This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with
the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned
to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd
and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:

-Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.................................$32,000.
-Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion...............................$3,000.
-Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui......................................$8,500.
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The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man..................Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.


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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers of a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Fcuknig amzanig huh
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Egg Designer   Priceless,,, sortta   Jul 9 2004, 08:03 AM
Doctor   Another mastercard funny (video). Priceless   Jul 9 2004, 09:06 AM
Colin Graham   that fucking rocks!   Jul 9 2004, 04:03 PM


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