If you could be his holiness, President Blair, for a day or two, what rules would you implement/change?

Sort of the Ringer Manifesto for Government, here's mine to get started.

Curfew on all under 16's at 9 pm.

Big sign at Dover saying 'FULL'

No state benefits/NHS/legal aid for pikeys/travellers/scum

All prisoners must earn their keep working on improving the railways, if they get hit by a train, who's gonna care?

National Service for all 16-18 year old school leavers.

Abolish Licencing hours.

Make Popstar/Idol competitions illegal.

Make guinesss available on prescription.

Make all Japanese bosses take an unpassable idiot test before letting them in the country, thus solving a lot of my headaches.

Outlaw leggings and tracksuit tops from all public places on sink estates female occupants.

Over to you my rational bretheren for more vote winning ideas.....


Your Party Secretary,






PS: Oli, as you may have guessed I am still slightly stressed!!