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| james |
 Oct 6 2005, 02:04 PM
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I heard a couple of jokes recently which made me laugh - but I want more! Post your (good) jokes here, I wish to be amused.
 My efforts: Kate Moss bumps into Jeremy Clarkson on a night out and asks "what do you do?" Jeremy replies "I do Top Gear.." "Superb" says Kate "I'll have 4 Grams!" and Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
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