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| paul |
 Sep 6 2005, 01:46 PM
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I was looking at a website of a client to find out some info and found this:
QUOTE The synergy created within the group enables us to provide you with integrated marketing solutions. We specialise in delivering solutions that ensure you get the maximum return on your investment. I imediately thought of you James!!! Synergy, intergrated and solutions all in one paragraph..... Got to love it! If you want to see the rest of the rubbish they spout Maxim -------------------- Of course I'm arrogant...The best always are!
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| james |
Sep 6 2005, 03:28 PM
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Are you sure Jill (your mate) didn't have a hand in this nonsence?
-------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
"A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head" - annon "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - Dan Quayle |
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| paul |
Sep 7 2005, 08:25 AM
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Moderator [Ringer Patrol] Group: [Ringer Patrol] Posts: 2081 Joined: 14-March 01 From: Sandhurst - Berkshire!! Member No.: 42 |
I did wonder if she had a new company!!!
Nice to see all the links work on there too  -------------------- Of course I'm arrogant...The best always are!
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| Matt |
Sep 7 2005, 08:54 AM
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Their "Public Relations" section
Now, this I really love because it goes from claiming.... QUOTE we can craft the words, create the approach and ensure your message is delivered to its destination and then continues in the next paragraph.... QUOTE Our team has over seven decades of real-world public relations experience. And we make that experience readily available to our clients." If somebody understood even a basic grasp of English grammer they would  at a schoolboy mitake like this.Not ,my first choice I'm afraid. This post has been edited by Matt: Sep 7 2005, 08:54 AM -------------------- |
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| Egg Designer |
Sep 7 2005, 11:40 PM
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Starting a sentence with And, off with thier heads!!!!
Something you can arrange? Family connections and all that??? -------------------- Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers of a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh |
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| jamie |
Sep 12 2005, 03:54 PM
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QUOTE(Egg Designer @ Sep 8 2005, 12:40 AM) Starting a sentence with And, off with thier heads!!!! Something you can arrange? Family connections and all that???  Yeh get the guy who did Diana, impressive work. -------------------- We don't torture... we freedom tickle.
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| james |
Sep 12 2005, 07:33 PM
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QUOTE Yeh get the guy who did Diana Will Carling??? And on that note something I saw the other day - QUOTE The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be shiting herself. -------------------- "We are number one, all others are number two or lower!" - The Sphinx, Mystery Men
"A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head" - annon "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - Dan Quayle |
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