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post Sep 7 2005, 04:29 PM
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post Sep 7 2005, 08:34 PM
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All polar bears are left handed.


Rabbits can whistle through their ears (possibly).


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post Sep 9 2005, 06:51 PM
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An anatomical juxtaposition of two obicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction is a another way of describing a kiss.

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post Sep 11 2005, 09:49 PM
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post Sep 12 2005, 01:41 AM
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Fact - Fraser is actually not my brother. My mum found him in a skip, inside a safe, inside a sack, inside a crisp packet. She was looking for heroin.

Prawned.


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post Sep 12 2005, 10:03 AM
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post Sep 12 2005, 12:39 PM
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did you know that a cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a human, well most humans, I'm sure that doesn't include Russ boy

did you know that a blind chameleon can still change colour to match its environment


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post Sep 12 2005, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE(Emily @ Sep 12 2005, 01:39 PM)

did you know that a blind chameleon can still change colour to match its environment
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how did you find that out you evil biziatch? blink.gif ohmy.gif


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post Sep 12 2005, 07:31 PM
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Cow's joints are constructed in such a way that they are unable to walk down stairs and Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump (how do people find these things out?)


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post Sep 13 2005, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE(james @ Sep 12 2005, 08:31 PM)
Cow's joints are constructed in such a way that they are unable to walk down stairs and Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump (how do people fid these things out)
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I think it involves fire, and a very large house.


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post Sep 13 2005, 09:50 PM
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did you know that a cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a human, well most humans, I'm sure that doesn't include Russ boy


HOW DARE YOU!!! sneaky2.gif

I actually have a rare autoimmune condition that make it impossible for me to let rip. That's right people, all these years I've been taking stick for everyone else's seismic arse activity. Yes folks, I have guff-specific antibodies in my digestive tract which bind noxious arse gas molecules converting them to the purest O2. upchuck.gif Infact, one could consider my arse the world's first organic catalytic converter. wink.gif
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post Sep 13 2005, 09:53 PM
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WTF are you talking about? - the U.N. have threatened Cobham with economic sanctions if they don't allow weapons inspectors access to your apartment block to investigate you WMD production facility (ahhh come croser Hanz Bricks...) - your devious 'autoimmune condition' charade will not protect you for long my friend...


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post Sep 14 2005, 11:22 AM
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