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| Inspector Weasel |
 Jul 27 2004, 10:52 AM
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Scientists today have announced they have crossed a giant rooster with an onion and come up with a big cock that brings tears to your eyes.
A banana and a dildo on a bed side unit. The banana says to the dildo, "I don't know why you are shaking, she's going to eat me" Scotsman walking though Glasgow with a wellington on his penis. When arrested by police he said that he was just fu**ing aboot An ugly bird in a boozer says, "If you can guess my weight, you can sh*g me all night long". The bloke says, "Oh, about 93 stone you ugly fat cow. She replies, "That's close enough you lucky bastard". Two old dears having a coffee, one says to the other, "Did you come on the bus", "Yes", she replies, "but I made it look like an asthma attack". Paddy the electrician was recently sacked for refusing to service the electric chair at the prison where he worked. He claimed it was a death trap Australian man's foreplay..."roll over you bitch" They've found a new position in the Kama Sutra. It's called "The Plumber". Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes" An Irishman went for a job at the stables. The boss said "Are you any good at shoeing horses", the Irishman replied, "I once told a donkey to f*ck off.."  -------------------- Main Entry: in?spec?tor a : a police officer who is in charge of usually several
precincts and ranks below a superintendent or deputy superintendent b : a person appointed to oversee a polling place Main Entry: 1wea?sel or plural weasel : any of various small slender active carnivorous mammals (genus Mustela of the family Mustelidae, the weasel family) that are able to prey on animals (as rabbits) larger than themselves, are mostly reddish brown with white or yellowish underparts, and in northern forms turn white in winter. |
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| neil |
Jul 27 2004, 04:17 PM
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 Very good mate.... -------------------- "You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say will be taken down in pencil and changed at a later date to best prove my case."
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| si2001 |
Aug 4 2004, 03:43 PM
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Made me giggle.. very good, very good.
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| Twiglet |
Aug 6 2004, 12:21 PM
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I got this one sent to me in the form of a text, and it took ages for me to figure it out.... It's the spelling that confused me of course
 What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?? One makes your day... the other makes your whole week!! Of course when I figured it out I was shocked and appalled  -------------------- More than just a sticky, salty snack.
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