NSPL 27th Nov. Ambush Southampton, whos going? Options

[jamie]

Matt and I will be setting up a slothstuff trade stand down there

Is anyone else going?

If you are and you want something specific just let me know and Ill make sure we bring it with us.

We'll have all the usual bits and pieces, batteries etc..

If enough of you guys want paint, ill bring some proto down, just let me know asap.

[Bat]

Yes mate. I'll be there, strutting my funky stuff (apparently) on the field!!



If you could bring that lense with you it'll be great. Means i'll be able to see where I'm shooting so I don't do a meat!!

[Jeffers]

I am supposed to be going but i may have to give it a miss.... will let you know :(

[neil]

Wooo - Hooooo!

I have been given the day off and i'm gonna go to a paintball event!! It's been a long time since i just went to look around. I may even dust off the old stripy rain maker and do my best to blag a game!

Look out children, Big fat angry dinosaur on the way..........



P.S. Anyone need a lift?

[Bat]

Steady on mate. Can you remember how to use it?

P.S. It'll be good to you!!

[neil]

Well, I went. I treated this event with the professionalism and dedication I always show when reffing any major tournament. That is, I got well drunk the night before and turned up barely concious, but very, very late.....

After several cups of coffee and having the small demon in my head exorcised, i felt able to join in the festivities and was very kindly offered a game with Bats team, formerly the berks but now under the new guise of Maidenhead Trauma.

Firstly, Trauma are a great bunch of lads. They play fair, but mostly just do it for fun. There is no whining or whinging, no tantrums or inter-team arguments and i'm reliably informed by the team captain that team training is undertaken in the pub using a strictly theretical method. In short, my kind of team.

I managed to get my rusty old eblade to work and for the first time in nearly two years took to the field with a gun in my hand. To be honest, I was a little nervous. What if I got shot straight away? I was never brilliant but Trauma were under the impression I was going to a bonus to the team, not an old fat bloke that falls over a lot before getting pasted by some 12 year old holding his precious "gat" like it was some form of sex toy.

Surpisingly, the game went well for me. Four out of seven of the eliminations had my name on them, Trauma had a max, everyone was happy. I had proved the old style of sup air could still teach the new breed a thing or two. Despite the first physical exertion of my body in ages, i felt good.

Thanks for game Trauma.

[Matt]

Four Out of seven? I demand a recount.

[Jeffers]

...of his OWN team silly.

[neil]

Jeff, I'll be down to see you soon.....

Matt, no man that wears a pink beanie hat all day can possibly pass comment on anything.

[Bat]

Thanks for taking the field again mate, it was good to see you in action again (I got shot by one of my own team, so had the pleasure of watching the game from the dead box).

I could tell you were a little rusty, your voice didn't quite make it to it's normal high pitched squealing that i'm used too!!

[Jeffers]

Bat...

You are used to Neil sqealing?

[Bat]

Yes....

But only at the weekends!