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| james |
 Jul 15 2006, 10:42 PM
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Sometime headlines just write themselves: Rectal impalement by pirate ship: A case report
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| Murray |
Jul 16 2006, 01:41 AM
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What the hell were you googling? '8 year old with ship up arse'?
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| Inspector Weasel |
Jul 16 2006, 08:05 AM
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You think that is bad, did you read some of the cases below.
QUOTE The self-introduction of foreign bodies into the rectum is however, not rare, although fortunately this seldom results in a perforation. The most striking report noted in the literature of self induced rectal perforation involved a 50-year-old man who inserted a live eel in his rectum to relieve constipation. Unfortunally the eel ate its way through the rectum. Now THAT has got to hurt   -------------------- Main Entry: in?spec?tor a : a police officer who is in charge of usually several
precincts and ranks below a superintendent or deputy superintendent b : a person appointed to oversee a polling place Main Entry: 1wea?sel or plural weasel : any of various small slender active carnivorous mammals (genus Mustela of the family Mustelidae, the weasel family) that are able to prey on animals (as rabbits) larger than themselves, are mostly reddish brown with white or yellowish underparts, and in northern forms turn white in winter. |
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| tintin |
 Jul 16 2006, 10:17 AM
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weasel, you need to get out more -------------- your internet serching is starting to worry me
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