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russ-boy
post Sep 4 2001, 04:22 PM
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certainly did watch it.  Got sis to record it.  Also did u see the ad for the program on BBC2 at 6:45 Friday - "Masters of Combat"?  May be shite, but will have to set the vid anyway.
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post Sep 27 2001, 12:54 PM
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I thought wai po tang was some kind of soup!!! †:confused:

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post Sep 27 2001, 09:01 PM
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Don't worry Mike, I will force this upon everyone when i get the chance.  Nobody's safe.

By the way, Carl still has your Ben Dover dvd - he's been showing his mates/spreading the word...

GO ON PASCAL!!!!!

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post Sep 28 2001, 07:34 PM
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Now that is what you call a bottom!
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post Oct 30 2001, 06:14 PM
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have just seen a quality film called 'Deadly Silver Spear'.  Apparently the master craftsman who makes death rings lives in Blackwater.  Anyone obtaining such a ring will be the king and master of the whole kung fu world [evil laugh] hahahahaha!
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post Nov 1 2001, 08:45 AM
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I too have heard the roast pork is very tasty however I think you will find that my ring is the most deadly in town so do I win anything????
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post Nov 1 2001, 09:07 PM
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I believe you should review 'Drunken Tai Chi' and add a new category for reviewed films - Laughs: The number of side-splittingly funny moments in the film.
I refer you to the scene in the aforementioned Drunken Tai Chi with the woman walking across the bridge/the puppet fight/the bicycle stunt/and so on...

Whaddaya reckon?

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post Sep 2 2001, 08:10 PM
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Did anyone just see the BBC show I Love Kung Fu'? - eveyone interviewed on it was pretty cool in their own way (Jonathon & Paul Ross, Jackie Chan, Steven Seagal, Burt Kwok, David Caradine etc.) apart from a certain Belgian - who just gushed on about how Bruce Lee had a great bod!!!!!
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post Sep 16 2001, 11:32 AM
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saw this 'masters of combat' the other day.  Was a bit gay but still good for awareness.  Also, one of the resident 'fighters' is Wai Po Tang, a well known wing chun master.
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post Sep 27 2001, 02:47 PM
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Russell, please make it your duty to ensure everyone has seen 'Drunken Tai-Chi'' as soon as possible. It's piss funnt with some shit hot moves!

And where's my Ben Dover DVD? Are you starting to hoard my porn al-a-Beard.

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post Sep 27 2001, 09:02 PM
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P.S.  Mind the gap!!!!
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post Oct 5 2001, 10:00 PM
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I saw that 'Masters Of Combat' thing tonight and have a question:
The bloke who hits the gong thing is a fucking great meathead, and it's a fucking great gong (bah) but he uses a pissing small hammer wotsit.
Why didnt they give him a huge hammer like the bloke on the Rank films intro used to have?
BBC budget cuts?
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post Oct 8 2001, 08:05 AM
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must be that age old problem  , the more steroids you take the smaller your tool becomes .........
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post Oct 31 2001, 11:05 PM
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I think it's the bloke who has the kebab van off the Blackwater roundabout.  Apparently the kebabs are of superior quality!

P.S.  The roast pork is also very tasty!

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post Nov 1 2001, 06:12 PM
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that makes u the king (Elvis?) and the master of the whole kf world.  But beware of anyone trying to stop your ring by blocking it with grass - twas the downfall of the ring-holder in the film!!!!
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